The White Stuff

I’m talking about milk! We’ve stopped drinking it, and when I say we, I mean he. I can’t remember a time that I haven’t been told that milk causes congestion. Whenever we were sick with any kind of mucus based illness as children we were taken off milk for the duration, I have no idea whether it made a…

Bookmarking 101

I have never before considered a bookmark a mysterious creation, or one that has unfathomable powers that might confound a young child. I was wrong. The bookmark as a concept is apparently quite difficult to come to terms with. Him: “Which book?” Me: “Any book.” Him: “I can’t find this any book?” Me: “I mean…